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BigChevy17 30th November 2009 11:06 PM

Marrage Quotes
 
The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!" ...

In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

My wife and I are inseparable. In fact, last week it took four state troopers and a dog.

What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks.

A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."

Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.

A man inserted an ad in the classified: "Wife wanted." Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free.

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late."

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

The bumper sticker read: "I lost 250 pounds in one day, I divorced her."

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.

I married Miss Right ... I just didn't know her first name was Always.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months...I don't like to interrupt her.

Marriage is a 3-ring circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.

Why do men die before their wives? They want to.

Twist 1st December 2009 12:32 AM

lol. awesome

danh@oasismfg.com 3rd December 2009 12:39 PM

What food has the longest ill affect on the human body...wedding cake.

n2ocharged 18th March 2017 12:26 AM

Re: Marrage Quotes
 
And another dead thread has risen... this one with spam...

Can someone delete this user and block their IP address? Both posts have been on dead threads with nothing significant and/or spam..

danh@oasismfg.com 21st March 2017 07:33 PM

Re: Marrage Quotes
 
I deleted this post but there's no reason to delete the other one, even though it's an old thread. If they post anything with an unrelated link in the future then they'll get a warning, after that they get banned.

n2ocharged 21st March 2017 10:35 PM

Re: Marrage Quotes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by danh@oasismfg.com (Post 74989)
I deleted this post but there's no reason to delete the other one, even though it's an old thread. If they post anything with an unrelated link in the future then they'll get a warning, after that they get banned.

Thanks Dan... I just get tired of seeing spam on forums by people...

Much appreciated...


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