(Cheap) Alternatives to horns

Why not get this. Careful of the splinters.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Wood-Wooden-Railroad-Train-Whistle-Horn-4-Sounds_W0QQitemZ330344518336QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item4cea1152c0&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=65:12|66:2|39:1|72:1205|293:1|294:50#ht_720wt_1165

hahahaha… me want one of those!!! lol

does anyone know of any electric loud just regular horn replacements because if you have ever heard the horn on a 300zx its the most pussy thing you will ever hear. My mom was making fun of it telling me she would never use it and rather get hit then use it and that it sounds like it belongs on an old beatle lol

O.T. You may want to try the crappy air horns at autozone, or you can get the rally subaru horns. They are really loud. But pricey.