wtf i got pulled over and accused of being drunk and liking needles. He then said I go to a “party house” every night owned by a “movie star” and has tons of parrots flying around. wth is going on.
I get out and he frisks me and i take a breathalizer, and he acted SO SURPRISED THAT IT CAME UP 0.0… honking retard.
I then get a ticket for not obeying blvd ord. because I drove on grass?