^Only fascists and communists don’t like Family Guy
< Why am I up? its 340am and I have a long day tmrw…
V What is the coolest thing you own?
^ Myself, yes I’m that cool.
< Job interview in 30 mins. Wish me luck! EDIT: FUCK YEAH!!! I start monday!
V What is your occupation?
^ Unemployed at the moment 
< Starting College next week 
V have you ever fuck ur girl in a car?
^ Yes, even in the driver’s seat.
< I have a job!
V Why did Tri4ubb change his name?
^ Maybe he dont want to Try for you baby any more…
< Just got my motors delivered that raise my trunk…and they are the wrong ones!
V Why are these big companys such A rse holes sometimes.
^ Because they can. Who’s gonna stop em?
< Just had a nightmare my job was getting robbed and I had to shoot some rent-a-cops for the bad guys.
V Why the heck to ppl run from the cops?
^ cuz they are stupid!
< watching Spongebob SquarePants lol
V have you ever honk at a old lady driving and then feel bad about it?
^ No.
< I look completely different now. No beard and no glasses… I did have a pretty rockin’ handle bar mustache and sideburns earlier though…
V Do you have facial hair or glasses?
^ goatee and contacts
< I’m a new guy (just got some shockers, and will be ordering some sycho’s this week)
v have you ever ran into someone else with horns when just driving around?
^Yeah once in high school when I was pulling in. We kinda had a horn blast-off. I won of course with the shockers 
< Setting up a hydroponic closet grow soon!
V When I say weakass you say?
^ Lardarse
< Its my birthday today!
v Have you any piercings? (I’ve my nipple done!)
^ No way
< I can’t sleep
V Did you know its Stinkys birthday???
^I do now
< i just got home from riding 130miles and its 6am
v you can only have one. perfect boobs and no butt or no boobs and perfect butt. which do you choose
^ No boobs, perfect butt. And I have chosen that option many times.
< My new job rocks!
V Blond, Brunette or Redhead?
^Blonde
< New waterproof phone coming within 2 days w00t!
V What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
^the jitters
< just got a viair 550c for $20
V were should i mount my phycoblasters (shockers are in front of the rad.
^ in the driver side
< i hate paypal
V do you hate paypal too?
^ I’ve never needed to use it. I made an acct. but it was confusing as hell so yeah.
< Dropped my phone in beer on purpose last night. Still works perfect!
V Eating as much as an elephant eats?
^ Elephants??? Have you lost the freaking plot???
< My Bro just bought a brand spanking new BMW 535D twin turbo M sport… 0-60 in 6.2secs
v Wots your 0 - 60???
^i dunno the 0-60. bike runs a 11.4 1/4 at 122. banshee runs a 5.5 1/8th at 102
<about to go to work
V What do you do for a living?