Oh god I’ll keep this short but right now its 330am and I just got home. I had the best night of HornBlasting I have ever had.
So I was playing poker at my neighbors house, we played for about four hours. I just had my wisdom teeth removed a week ago and they were sayin that alcohol would counteract the anti-bacterial pills. I stayed totally sober. We went to waffle house afterwards. I took my car and my buddys mustang. We were both sober. I hit my horn a few times on the way there, and they were getting into it.
After waffle house we hit up a few wal-marts, some more waffle houses, and a sonic. oh, we also hit up some bars and Flora-baba. We were gonna call it a night, but decided to hit up one last place. We went from Flora-bama, to florida, and back to Alabama (over the bridge). We went to see if ONE MORE bar was open. It was closed. The people following behind us pulled into a lumber store. We followed and as I was leaving I did a quick little honk-honk.
Well guess what, their was a cop passing by. He turned around (my friend said he turned around and pulled in a used car lot and turned his lights off. IDK about that though…), got right on my a$$, and lit me up. UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
So he said I had an equipment violation, which I replied in my head as (frick frick frick vjlskdfjas;kjfa;jkf) He then said the equipment violation is my back light. :DIt was out. He said he wasn’t gonna give me a ticket, and by that time I realized he just wanted to make sure we were sober, and that was the excuse to pull me over. I told him “I’m not drunk sir, I just have bad breath”. Well, I kinda did, it was 2am.
He ran our id’s, -HE DIDN’T ASK ME FOR MY REGISTRATION, WHICH IS EXPIRED LOLOL well it is up to date, I just don’t have the thingy in my car-
He gave me my id, and said “Well, here’s your ID and here’s a little present…for that bad breath” I really thought he gave me a ticket. It was some take 5 gum. Chewing it as I’m typing lol. Still has flavor.
No ticket. What an eventful night
Sorry for the long post.