Kfc

so have have gone to this KFC by my house numerous time and they have been OUT OF CHICKEN. WTF its Kentucky Fried CHICKEN!!! Well i went again last night and once again they were out. so as i was driving though pissed cause i wasnt gettin my chicken. i stopped at the window and honked my stock horn to get the chics attention. she came to the window. I said " you are seriously out of chicken?" she said “no, we just dont wanna cook anymore cause were are about to close.” NOW i’m really pissed. so i emptied my whole 5 gal tank at the window…she not only jumped but she RAN back into the store and busted her ass on the wet floor . then i see the manager step out of their office about to fall on the ground he was lauphing so hard.

haha Hilarious.

So…did you get some chicken?

lol thats awesome

i ended up having to g to grandy’s:(

Too funny. I have gone to several local KFCs in the middle of the day for lunch or dinner and they have been out of chicken. I thought it was funny that they were even still open. What are you going to order if not chicken? And what incompetent manager lets the inventory run so low that they run out of chicken? They deserved the horn for sure.

The local Arbys had a sign on their drive through window saying “honk if you like our service”. I never did honk, mainly because their service was never that good and they almost always made me wait for my food. Then one day the young kid working the window was so proud that he had my food up promptly that he actually asked me to honk. He said his manager was in the back and it would help him out if I honked. I asked “are you sure?” as I casually flipped the toggle switch to train mode. Right at that minute the counter clerk behind him started filling up the straw dispensers on the counter and I let the horn rip. This drive through lane is in a narrow alley between buildings and a dumpster so the full blast was concentrated in their open window including a nice echo. The counter lady jumped so fast that the entire bundle of thousands of straws flew all over the counter area and floor. Several customers dashed for the door and the manager screamed from the back room. The window kid just smiled to beat the band as I drove off. Wish I had that one on video. One of my best. Now when I go back there they ask me “aren’t you the one with that train thingy?” but they have since taken down the honk sign because managers of a nearby hotel complained.