Years ago, when my first horn was installed - I left the shop after shooting a tech article for Mini Truckin’ Magazine on the install and as I approached the freeway onramp, I saw a homeless man with a sign. I have no idea what the sign read because as soon as I got near him, I let him have it. The sign went flying and so did he - right into the iceplant ground cover which seemed to swallow him up because my first victim disappeared completely from view. I wonder if he’s okay? I wonder if he stopped drinking or doing drugs that day. I imagine if he “came to Jesus” then I’m in the clear… Otherwise, I may be spiritually screwed.
Tks bro… there are MANY stories… that was just the first one ever.
Here’s another:
When my daughter was 15 years old (she’s 19 now) I went to pick her up from her boyfriend’s house. Now I wasn’t real keen on her seeing anyone at 15, but at least the kid was smart and had his shit straight enough.
One day, while picking her up - I stopped at the corner diagonally from his house and saw that they were outside his garage talking. I made sure to rev the engine to get their attention and hopped out to mess with my truck. I grabbed the bumper and started yanking on the truck just enough to unsettle the suspension. I made a big show of it for about a minute, then got back in the truck and revved the engine again, hopped out and repeated the process.
When I pulled up to his house to pick up my daughter - I told her to go back in and get her things which would give me enough time to violate her boyfriends ears. As soon as she went inside, I busied myself with the dash of the truck and then hopped out to yank on the rear bumper again. Knowing he was all about custom trucks, he asked what I was doing and I said “Dood, I have a nasty rattle coming from back here and its driving me CRAZY!”. He then said, “Only when you rev the engine, right? -Why don’t you get back in and I’ll listen for the rattle?”
I did… then I hit the horns…
He sliced his head open on the bumper mount on the driver side and damn near fell on his ass from losing his equilibrium…
Awesome those are good, I got one that comes close to that, Downtown denver about 12:30 when all the bars start to let out, I see about 25 people
standing in a group, half of them were gangster thugs, and the other half were some good lookin girls, it was obvious they were all trying to hook up, when I got right beside them, the button was pressed, and holy shit, all the thugs looking tough jumped about 3 feet in the air and none of the girls jumped, I laughed so hard at those “THUGS” i thought they were tough, guess not!
