I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for
over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little
thing bothering me… It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective
sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally
was bra-less.She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got a nice view.
It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day ‘little’ sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered
to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t
overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married
and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and
couldn’t say a word. She said, ‘I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up stairs.’
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I
stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
said, ‘We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn’t ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.’
And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.