Here I am rollin 60 mph westbound down the divided highway and see an accident in the eastbound spilling over into the median; it’s a little busy and Everybody’s rubberneckin. Ahead is an intersection crossing the median, four-five cars about to cross the westbound, all lookin over their shoulders at the accident and the cops, then speeding across the westbound. A line of Cars on the right, also looking to cross the westbound, or turn right (in front of me). Here I come, wondering how much attention they’re paying to their driving vs gaping.
Barreling along side me was an old Jeep hiding me from the cops; I am 150 feet from the median crossing, holding Black well in hand, ready to brake or dodge; sure enough another two idiots, never even looking! shot across the intersection right in front of me.
“BEEEEEEP BEEEP BEEEP BEEEEEEP BEEEEEP!!!”
EVERYONE stopped. The traffic in the intersection froze. The Jeep beside me hit the brakes. It was great. and we were Safe! whew!!
I had a head-on accident on that road – some horse’s donkey pulled right out in front of me – so this was revenge. And there will be more revenge, whenever the time is right. 
HellaCar: HB4H Conductor’s Special, 3 gallon tank
PS: Speaking of beeps, please talk about beeping technique. for example how to sound like a cop or official car. And beeping timing, like when is the precise moment to blast a semi so he stays in his own lane, preferably without p1ssing him off.
