Sarge tossed his salad... must read

I was at work, cleanin up the k3las at lunch the other day. I had the bells off the manifold, and then I realized, we have shop air…lol.:smiley: We have a retired Marine Master Seargent in our shop,E-8(VERY high rank) hes about 60,and he was eating a salad in the back of the shop. Our shop is a massive metal building, just to add that in there. I got a air nozzle with a rubber tip and the psi gauge on shop air read 120 or so. I put the nozzle in the hole on the middle sized bell, an let her RIPP:eek: THAT thing echoed so F-in loud!!! All I heard was “GOD DAMN, SON OF A *****, TURN THAT SHIT OFF.” I was laughin, and then Sarge walked up from the back, with ranch and wet spots all over his shirt! He said when I hit it, he was sittin in his chair holding his salad about to take a bite, an he jumped outta his chair an “tossed” his salad, his words!:smiley: I instantly replied with “You tossed your own salad!” LMFAO, he really didnt know what it meant, so i explained, It was a good laugh for both of us:cool:

lmao thats awesome! poor old guy!

Hope you bought the guy lunch at least!!
Good scare, but you at least owed him that!

lol… thats funny:D

Yeah, I got him lunch on Friday. He said he was about done with it anyways, but still threw it on himself. lol

Haha that’s hilarious!

Job well done man.

Ah my, poor man. Next…:smiley:

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HEY thats great if i could toss my own salad, I would never make a living>>>>>>

Just read this and laughed and spilt my beer!.. superb!

lol, i bet it sounded awesome in a big metal building

Hell yeah it did! The walls shook:D