OK. K3LA + Remote is a bad combo cause you can blast yourself right into trouble with that. So last night, Im leaving a gig and the police are on the next block over. There’s no buildings between us and I can see that they have part of the street blocked off for traffic control cause all the clubs are letting out, so on and so forth. So Im standing a ways from my truck and I trigger my K3. I pretend like Im startled along with everyone else, wait a while and then walk to me truck. As Im loading things into the back, a police car swoops up. passes by me, then backs up and calls out to me:
Cop: Hey!
Me: Sir?
Cop: Is this your truck? (butt-hole question #1)
Me: Yes sir it is
Cop: Someone blew a train horn over here. Was that you?
Me: Sir, I dont know anything about a horn, all I know about is getting my stuff loaded up.
Cop: Well, I saw two cars moving around the time when it happened and yours was one of them. (butt-hole observation #1)
Me: Well once again, I dont know anything about a horn. My horn is stock.
Cop: Did you hear it? You were out here when it happened.
Me: (laughing inside) Yes I heard it but it sounded like it came from across the street.
Cop drives off. He gets a block away and I do it again, only this time I was signaling to my friends that I was leaving. I took a different route home becuase I thought he would wait for me down the road (one way street) and then pull me over for no reason.
Score 1 ME!!
Oh and all, PLEASE DONT LEAVE NO SELF-RIGHTEOUS REMARK ABOUT HOW YOU WOULDNT HAVE DONE THIS OR THAT OR HOW WRONG I WAS FOR THIS OR THAT. IM NOT ASKING FOR ADVICE.
Horn ON!