Randomly text a girl “Lemme ask you a serious question” then when they respond say “When you gonna let me tap dat ass” post results here.
Me: So when can i tap dat ass?
her: IDK sometime maybe
Me: It’s sometime.
:eek:me- when you gonna let me tap that ass?
my girl- omg johnny be alittle sweeter
me-i am sweet
me> When you gonna let me tap dat ass
her> LMAO!
me> Well???
her> when your home and i’m not sick.
Me> i’m home…stop being sick
her> i cant help it
me> you can hold it in for 2 sec
her> yeah cause thats all it takes
me: so when u going to let me tap that ass?
her: wtf? since when do u talk like that?
me: well?
her: lol
her: well when u dont have a gf
her: and u stop being a good boy
FAILLLLLLLLLLL
Hahahahha
off another site…
line…
girl… wow… thats quite the line… does it ever work…
me. I’ll let you know in the morning…
girl… sorry, I don’t do one night stands…
me… who said anything about once…
girl… ok. how bout I don’t sleep with people I barely know…
me… how bout I don’t sleep with nasty hookers…
girl… what…
me… huh??
Me: line…
Her: you were the drunk guy from ihop right? i bet you get all the ladies with that line
me: yes and yes
Her: lol…cute. so how are you
me: im ok…I was hoping I would get to sodomize you later
Her: wow ok…remind me to go to dennys next time. bye
AND THE BEST
Me:Line…
Her:What? Why would you send me that?
Me: Sorry Aunt Julie wrong person
Her:I would hope so
Me:…whore
Me: oops wrong person
me: Can I ask you a serious question?
her: sure
me: When u gon let me tap that as$?
her: Now I know you’re not being serious
me: Ah f%ck we gotta go on a date first? but im broke.
her:No?
This next girl was my friends with benefits last year. She got a boyfriend so I expected her to say he\ no.
me:Can I ask u a serious question?
her:What
me:When can i tap dat as$?
her: Possibly soon. I have just been so busy and dealin with alot of crap.
me: oh ok. Yeah im workin 40hrs a week. I miss the old times lol
I’ve got to say… WIN!!!
Ask and you shall receive.
lol I did this last night around 12 30 ish. I typed exactly whats on my phone lol
Me- I need to ask you a serious question
her- whats up?
Me- When you gonna let me tap dat asss
Her- HAHA Patrick… Are you drunk?
Me- a little, hwo can you tell
Her- I think you need to get some sleep 
lol.
Me- I think you need to come over here and let me tap tgat ass
Her- lol patrick, I thought this was a serious question
Me- Ok. Seriously when you goin let me tap taht ass.
She did not respond lol
Me- I need to ask you a serious question
her- whats up?
Me- When you gonna let me tap dat ass
her- U just did Taharan…“suzie is tired” 
what more you think i can give you
Me -some more
her - no, not now - gimme time to catch myself
Me - im gonna find it else where then
her - dead man walking :eek:
me - i need it baby
her - you also gonna need that same big ass truck u gat outside becasue the cut ass i will put on you, you will either drag it with you or take it home for later
me - quiet
her - WINNER!