Who gets wasted before noon on a Wednesday?

Spotted this guy on the Southern State weaving in and out of traffic

Thought he might be elderly or just plain tired, so I gave him a few honks to wake him up, but he just kept on truckin in the same manner

Called 911 and reported him

I was heading to the Sonic in East Meadow and by sheer luck he just happened to pull into the Wendy’s next door, so I followed him and noticed he was clearly in distress passing out behind the wheel

Managed to take his keys and called 911 again cause there was no way I was gunna let him back on the road in his condition

He was booked for DWI after being checked out by a medic