granted. now there are no police, firemen, road workers, or anything else government related. your house burns down, and thieves rob you blind. The roads are so bad you cant get out of town and you eventually end up dieing in a corner in the fetal position.
I want to ride the bike i got for Christmas.
Granted, but you have an accident and end up in the hospital paralyzed.
I wish I could live comfortably without working
granted. you sell everything you own and have to move to a Podunk town in Nebraska with 5 people in it.
I wish I was a genius
Granted, but you’re physically disabled like Stephen Hawking.
I wish I could go to the sushi bar right now.
Granted, they just ran out of sushi.
(The one piece they did have, that you ate was riddled with mercury, so you now glow in the dark).
I wish all of you the best in life!!!
Granted, enjoy the next five minutes - Iran just launched the nukes it didn’t have…
I wish that the nuclear winter won’t last long.
Granted, all the polar ice caps melt and the earth floods killing all humanity.
I wish someone would change my oil for me (lazy lol)
Granted but they had no idea what they were doing and striped your oil pan bolt and forgot to put the o-ring on the oil filter and and when it built pressure oil dripped out all over your driveway witch seized your motor.
I wish I had a 52" LCD flatscreen tv.
Granted but after a year you have 8 bad pixels, then the screen goes out right after your warranty expires.
I wish there was a Cops marathon on G4 right now
Granted but it ended at midnight and you have to watch fist of fury.
I wish my dog didnt chew up my dale jr hat.
Granted but your dog starved to death.
I wish it wasn’t so late at night.
Granted, it’s so late its the next morning now.
I wish i was able to attend the HB party! so close yet so far wahhhh
Granted but you get there and it absolutely sucks… only 5 people there and a big, fat sweaty, nerdy guy hits on you the whole time lol
I wish the sun didn’t shine in my bedroom window every morning.
Granted, you put up black out curtains but oversleep because the lack of sun in your eyes and get fired for being late to work.
I wish I had some peanut M&Ms.
Granted but the peanut butter was bad and had an aweful taste.
I wish it was 4:00pm
Granted, but whatever you’re waiting for 4 didn’t happen, suuuucks…
I wish I could think up more wishes lol
Granted, but your wishes don’t come true anymore…
I wish nothing bad would ever happen to me or my family and friends
Granted, but now too many good things happen and you get so sick of them that you jump off of a cliff lol
I wish n2ocharged wouldn’t have said my wishes don’t come true.
Granted, I sprinkled you with amnesia dust and now you dont remember he said that.
I wish someone would sandblast, paint and install my horns for me.
Granted, now your compressors burn up and take out the electrical in your vehicle.
I wish this thread never started…lol