You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

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You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch: Corrupt a Wish Foundation

Stolen from another site.

The rules are simple. Grant the previous wish, but turn it around, making the wish suck. (Make sure to “refresh” the page before posting, to make sure you’re replying to the latest one)

Here’s an example:

Wish: I wish I had some peace and quiet.

Reply: Granted. You are now in solitary confinement.

I’ll start:

I wish I could get my K3 early.

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I’ll try lol I’m not too sure what to say though…

Granted, but your truck dies so now you just get to stare at them.

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You forgot to make a wish for someone else to courrupt.

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I wish for world peace. (like that will ever happen:rolleyes:)

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Granted, now say goodbye to any firearms, or weapons of any sort.

I wish for $1,000,000!!!

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Granted, but you owe me $999,999.99

I wish someone would wash my truck for me.

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Granted, now you’re stuck on a deserted island

I wish for the hottest wife in the world…

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Damn it, to late

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Granted but she leaves you because you drive a ford. :smiley:

J/k

I wish I had some french toast.

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Granted, but now you have to spend the rest of your life in France…

I wish all my friends long life and happiness.

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Granted but you will be miserable for the rest of your life.

I wish the radio would play some better songs.

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Granted, your radio is stuck on a 80s Rap music station forever.

I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her…

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Granted… you are now me. lol

I wish bots would stop spamming the boards.

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Granted, now you’re banned from this forum! lol jk

I wish for hot groupies for Hornblasters!!!

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granted. But they are swinging from Matts nuts and could care less about yours.
I wish to go snowboarding in Colorado.

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Granted but you lost your snowboard on the way to colorado and cant afford another one, also you cant afford to get home so you have to make an igloo and live there forever.

I wish I had a cookie

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Granted but it’s a really stale, hard oatmeal cookie (Ew)

I wish it would snow here.

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Granted but it snowed only 1 cm.

I wish my pizza would get here quicker.

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Granted - but you just froze to death. How’s life as a popsicle?

I wish I could go home already…

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Granted, but you’re going home early next week and your office mates will end up smelling you because you don’t have a way to bathe at work and brought no changes of clothing.

I wish I could skip out on paying taxes on what I make from my overseas job.

-K