“Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer’s sake, for your daughter’s sake, ya’ might wanna’ think about buying a quality product from me.”
– Tommy Boy
My Sig.
To often, we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and *****-slap that mother… upside the head. Pass it on…
My Sig.
Rodney Dangerfield remarks to his son: “You’re young, you got nothin’ upstairs!”
His son replies: “You’re old, you got nothin’ downstairs!!”
“Damn them horns are loud…!!!”
Where does it come from???
Rip: “Leg Pressing is masturbation.”
Tuesday: “Oh, come on. Masturbation isn’t that bad.”
Rip: “Oh, I didn’t say it was bad. But at least when I masturbate, I am not under the impression that I’m making anybody else *** but me.”
Mark Rippetoe
Ludacris also wrote
“Its not the hand that your dealt, but how your playing your cards.”
A guy wrote a rhyme on my car audio forum… SMD… and it ended with this quote.
“I rather be a pro at being myself
Than be an idiot trying to be somebody else”
Dont know who wrote this but ive always thought about it.
“With effort, there are results”
Confucious once said…
“Man who go bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger!”
Its from the movie “Tommy Boy” - starring Chris Farley (RIP)
Chris Farley is my favorite actor of all time.
He who fails to study history is doomed to repeat it.
unsure of author
George Santayana: “Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”
thanks, Lance
Common sense & common courtesy are not that common.
I use it a lot but don’t know if there’s an author.
“The more you sweat in training, the less you bleed in battle.”
~Sun Tzu~
Every morning in Africa a Gazelle wakes up, and knows it must run faster than the fastest Lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up, and knows it must run faster than the slowest gazelle or it will starve to death. It does not matter whether you are a Gazelle or a Lion, when the sun comes up, you’d better start running.
“the only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary”
“Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!”, most likely from Blazing Saddles in which the line was so worded.
Dan, Dan, Dan… :rolleyes:
Its from Treasure of the Sierra Madre - 1948
Link to video clip:
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I know. I wanted to use the line from blazing saddles because that’s the one you hear most of the time.