^ I guess…( good one)
< Just got back from the Gym, Training for a Triathalon.
V what do they call a 2x4 in canada?
^ I believe we call it a 2x4
< Traded a double whopper for a new deck for my truck!
v Whats the best trade you’ve ever done?
^ I’ve been a trader since gradeschool WAY too many to list
< will soon be shockerless lol
v do you have kids?
^ Oh jeeze I hope not…
< Damn it’s early
V What time zone are you in?
^ pacific
< Just had a decent hail storm which is rare for this part of CA and it’s cold enough that it didn’t melt right away.
v what rare weather have you experienced where you live?
^ 60 degrees 9 days ago, now its back to 16 degrees…Michigan…
< Restoring some seats for a guy at work for his 57 chevy,this will take all weekend
v Ever plug a toilet and walk away? haha…
^ HAHA YES!! I did it at a restaurant, the girl who had to clean it up screamed…
< Finally my gas tank is full for once
V How much does it cost to fill your gas tank?
^ $35 now
< i went on a fire fighting ride yesterday
v Whats the lowest mpg uve gotten in ur veichle
^ About 18 mpg (3.5L V6 sports car)
< Is excited there is only 45 minutes left of work!
V If pro and con are opposites, wouldn’t the opposite of progress be congress?
^you hit that nail right on the head!
< Just got home from the gym, biked 10 miles and ran 3
v do you have Sirius Radio? It’s the Sh!t
^ Yes i have it…
< i’m burping up mexican…
v have you ever kicked someones donkey in public?
^ No…
< Working in the garage, wife and kids are watching high school musical 3
V what you doing tomorrow?
^Sleeping in, eating breakfast at 1pm,
<eating nachos and cheese watching lisa lampanelli
< eating nachos and cheese watching lisa lampanelli
v Have you ever see her comedy shows
^ who’s shows?
< Drinking a beer and watching the race
V smoke weed? ( I used to, I’d like too)
^ Yes.
< Reading a book…
V Beer or Weed? (feel free to replace the “beer” option with your drink of choice)
^ Beer: Yes… Weed: No.
< Sitting at work 
V Your drink of choice?
^ A nice cold beer after a hard day’s work.
< I am very, very dusty.
V Cold drink on a hot day or hot drink on a cold day?
^ It’s Florida… Cold drink on a hot day.
< OWNED working for the man. lol
V When a pregnant lady has twins, is there 1 or 2 umbilical cords?
^ I would think 2, but it might be 1 with a Y in it splitting into 2 who knows…
< Need to be at work in six and a half hours, why am I still up!
V Would you like a cookie?
^ Depends. What do I have to do to get said cookie?
< Happy it’s hump day!
V Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?