^ Never thought that deep on the subject, probably not.
< Printing flyers yay!
V If you glance at something, does the word FREE catch your eye?
^ uh depends on what it is
< im making a new box for my sub
v do u gots a system in ur veichle?
^ I have a system sitting in my spare bedroom, removed it from my previous truck (Ford Lightning) but never got a box for my new car.
< Not feeling so good today. 
V Why do we say we’re head over heels when we’re happy? Isn’t that the way we normally are?
^ Flipping over your so happy perhaps…
< My entire stereo cost me $38. $8 JVC deck, Free 380W amp, $30 12" square comp. Kicker sub. 
V Do you ever over pronounce the letter “H” just to see what people do? “hey-che”
^ Yes. Usually to make fun of my mother, who is Irish. With her accent it comes out as Hate-che
< My stereo was much more than $38. Kenwood HU, JBL subs, and Boston Acoustic amp.
V If you undergo chemotherapy do you lose your pubic hairs too?
^ I’d think so, seeing as you lose your eyebrows, eyelashes, beard etc…
< The sub is killer and was an amazing deal, the deck is a pretty new JVC and the amp is a POS that has to go.
V I prefer to hear my exhaust while I casually listen to music, but still able to drown out if I please. How about you? What’s your exhaust vs. music ratio?
^ My truck radio and exhaust is stock, waiting for the economy too get better. plan on going for the Gibson exhaust, then the tunes…
< Trying to load a movie on my sons ipod…what a *****!
V If gay people can’t reproduce, why is there more of them?
^ I don’t think there is more, they are just more noticeable.
< SOOO SICK! ugh
V Can you speak with an perfect accent if you want?
^ herro
> I hate doing physics lab reports
v If a guy rode into a town on friday, stayed 3 days, and came back on friday, How did he do it?
^ The horses name is Friday 
< Was feeling sick yesterday, but not so bad today.
V If something is “New and improved” how can it be “Improved”? What did they improve if it’s a “New” item?
^ It’s a new item which is an improvement on the old one, thus new and improved.
< Sooo dirty, soo sick, soo tired but I have new front tires so it’s all good!
V what size are your tires?
^ My winter tires are LT265/75R16 BF Goodrich TA and my summer tires are 33" Cepek FC II
< Just changed the spark plugs in my truck, it’s 65F here…WA FRICKIN WOOO
v How do you throw away a garbage can? The garbage man won’t take it!
^ Put it in a garbage bag ;).
< Just joined another softball team. Now I am playing 5 nights a week! 
V If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
^ Probably.
< MMMM Large tires on my truck. So what if it pulls to the right…
V Had enough of winter?
^ What’s a winter? High of 80’s and low of 60’s all this week. 
I can’t wait for tourist season to be over though. Damn snowbirds.
< Can’t wait until the weekend. Gotta swap out my lugnuts.
V Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them? Every other season means we get to shoot them (i.e. - Duck season you shoot ducks).
^I shoot them…with sound!
< Leavin for tampa thursday night woot!
v What you doin for spring break?
^I plan on fishing the entire week
< Installing my new canyon grille
v Whats you favorite type of boobs?
^ those that perfectly fit my hands and I have big hands…lol
< going to the Ducks hockey game in a few minutes
v what was the last sporting event you went to?
< Does racing count? I went to dirt oval track racing in the fall… I’m not really into sports…
< I really really want to wash my truck!
V Is your vehicle clean most of the time or dirty?
^ winter, its almost always dirty, spring through fall its clean, except for the zip ties up front haha
> Tests are done, Spring break for me… 9 days WHOOOOO
v whats the stupidest thing you’ve got caught doing